I Can Explain..

I can explain..

I can come up with about 67 reasons why I haven't posted in the last month and a half..

1. I'm a growing girl.
2. I need my calcium.
3. I have sway back.
4. I need a car.
5. I'm job-hunting.
6. I got my license.
7. I need a boyfriend.
8. I gave physical therapy.
9. I'm an inspiring linguist.
10. I have 3 cats.
11. I am taking Pre-Calculus.
12. I'm Rick James.
13. I'm broke.
14. I found Osama.
15. I found Obama.
16. I had to go to church.
17. I needed to take care of my sick great aunt Myrtle.
18. I don't have a great aunt named Myrtle.
19. I couldn't find the time.
20. I didn't look for it.
21. I took imaginary Yoga classes.
22. I quit Gymnastics.
23. I'm what Willis was talking about.
24. I want my baby back ribs.
25. I was too busy solving world hunger...
26. I baked some cookies.
27. I built a turbo jet-pack.
28. I told some "Yo-Momma" jokes.
29. I was selling Tamales.
30. I was organizing a bake sale.
31. I was making moles.
32. I bought a purse.
33. I threatened this guy's life for calling me fat.
34. Yes I did.
35. I ate some soup.
36. I went to Japan..
37. I meant Japan, Texas.
    I decided to dress up as Michael Jackson for Halloween.
38. I wanted to dance Thriller.
39. I settled for some random dead girl instead.
40. I bought a limosuine..
41. I can't even spell that.
42. I survived Hurricane Ike.
43. I bargained for car insurance.
44. I had to brush my teeth.
45. I need to clip my toe nails.
46. I designed a clothing line.
47. I met up with some Rodeo Clowns and had some tea
48. I'll be Back.
49. I had indegestion.
50. I killed kenny.
51. I started a Dixie Banjo Band.
52. I organized an orchestra.
53. I had to learn Pig Latin.
54. I slapped a Hobo.
55. I dissected a cheeseburger.
56. I banned Soda.
57. I started a riot over re-runs on tv.
58. I had to pay for gas.
59. I got an average of 4.83 hours a sleep per night for the past month.
60. I had to learn my ever so vital Tae Kwan Do skills.
61. I am your Father.
62. I was sending mail to Hungary.
63. I had to re-watch The Godfather.
64. I won the lottery.
65. I was in Oregon.
66. I was out shopping for some shoe laces.
67. I was too busy making this list of excuses.

WHEW!

There you go. 67 Reasons why I have been gone. There are more, but I will leave it at that.

Hmm, I haven't watched any movies lately. Nothing good has been coming out. It's weird posting in this blog. I mean I know about a year and a few months ago I was posting in it every single day, but jeez, it so foreign to me now.

Speaking of foreign. In about 11 Days, I am about to give $450 for my current project. I am trying to raise money to go to Costa Rica.. and some other things.

Costa Rica is one of those once in a life time things. I say that because the school is taking a trip there and its like 10 days. Every single thing is paid for all you need is money for souvenirs. I would like to go on this trip. I can decide to back out of or pay the money. Not sure which one I would like to do yet, but I know what I want to do. This is going to be a big deal for me. I'm doing it all by myself. Which means I will have to add a part-time job to my busy schedule. I've been trying to do that all summer already, but it didn't go so well. My life began to get so complicated and time just began to run out. I'm telling you, there just aren't enough hours in a day.

This trip should be great if it isn't I think I'm gonna.. I don't know I will be greatly dissapointed.

But after this trip, the day I get back I am going to be saving up for a special trip. Better than this Costa Rica one by far. This one will have meaning, but I can't say what kind yet.

I'm going to give myself a graduation present. You know most people get big presents from their parents, but my parents are broke, so I'm just going to take care of the job.

I'm going to save for Europe. It should be interesting in itself, but extremely expensive. I believe I can do it. If I succeed with this Costa Rica trip, then I know I will be amazing with Europe.

It's not impossible to save money folks! Just cut back and put things away.

Look who's talking.

I think I am one of the worst compulsive spenders in the universe. Possibly.

One minute I'm all like.. "Oh I have to save money or I'm gonna go broke!" Then the next minute, I'm at Catos buying this season's most fashionable handbag.

Either way I've got to put a tigher grip on myself. Get more edgyyy.

Ahh the Celebrity showdown is in about 3 days. Meanwhile the rest of the country is wondering where the REAL Presidential candidates are.

Leah's Maritime Rules For Becoming the Next President of the

UNITED STATES:

• Rule Number One - Remember to NOT Appear on SNL for the votes of the greater idiots.
• Rule Number Two - Always think of what you're going to say before you talk.. Right McCain?
• Rule Number Three - Make sure you're Family name isn't Close to the most wanted terrorist in the World.
• Rule Number Four - Don't take your kids out trick or treating and expect to have a normal night.. YOU'RE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT!
• Rule Number Five - If you are going to use the fact that you were in the war to gain the love of thousands, at least LIE and say you did something USEFUL!
• Rule Number Six - Don't roll your eyes on national television.
• Rule Number Seven - Make sure you have protection from the people that want to kill you the moment you are inaurgurated.
• Rule Number Eight - Don't go running around naked on the beach. YOU REPRESENT AMERICA FOOL!
• Rule Number Nine - Don't create cheesy and extremely tacky slogans like "NObama," and "MCPAIN" for your campaign
• Rule Number 10 - At least PRETEND to make improvements for America sheesh.

SO which one are you? An Elephant or a Donkey? Personally I'm an Elephonkey, but this election, I'm completely and utterly neutral. The candidates don't please me at all. I wonder if that third party could win.

It was an extremely fun night this Halloween was. I got to express my anger through being a makeup artist. There wasn't really much anger but I got to get creative on people's faces. It was fuunnn. A couple of people said I should be a visual effects artist. I was like alright now it wasn't THAT GOOD, lol.. but it was pretty frickin' sweet.

BOOM!

Pum Pum Pum!

So it's been completely over a month since I have last posted in here, and if you want to get technical, it has been:

1 month, 3 days, 7 hours 48 minutes, and .28 seconds since I last posted..

But who's counting?

Kinda upset because I STILL haven't seen 'Dark Knight.' It's kinda annoying because I have to keep telling everyone to shut up about it because not EVERYBODY has seen it yet. Because you know, the other 6.1 billion people in the world have seen it, except me..

The long awaited countdown is complete, and my actual wait is over; sadly I'm still waiting for wheels...

What has happened?

Besides the U.S. of A dominating the Beijing Olympics, and the death of Bernie Mac, there's nothing much to talk about..

SHAWN JOHNSON! She rocked on Beam.

I was watching Pretty Woman today, and it was the most random movie to watch. Oddly this movie was.. Good. It's actually a classic. I've never seen it but it was on tv, so I just said why not. If you don't know the story, it's about this Beverly Hills hooker, that gets picked up by this business man [for business] and then she kinda, falls for him. Odd, but it's actually pretty good! Entertaining too. You know I have watched a number of movies lately [only 3 but..] and I was just trying to find that GREAT movie that would satisfy. I mean, I even watched "The Lakehouse.." Big mistake on my part. That movie was alright but the plot was rushed a little bit, and to be frank, I didn't really get interested until the ending.

But, Yesterday, a friend of mine and I watched 'The Illusionist' which wasn't half bad. I saw this movie somewhere the preview for it, and I was wondering when it was going to come out and to my surprise I saw it on video at the Library? [Don't ask me why I was there it was an accident I promise]

Anyway, it was there meaning it already came out on video and I knew I had just saw the preview for it on some other movie. Maybe it was one of those movies that don't ever go to theatres, they go straight to VHS, and DVD.

Either way it was an ok story the end still gets me, and I was completely fooled by his "Illusion" For some reason I still can't grasp how he did it.

Besides, that guy is a little too old to be locking lips with Jessica Biel. She's like half his age. Maybe not but perhaps she could pass as a niece or something.

Too much rain lately. I think I'm drowning in it.

Well my summer ends on Monday. Back to the horrific halls of.. SCHOOL.

AHH the death of us all. I never thought it would come in the form of homework and scary he-she teachers.

We had our first TASB show yesterday. It was great, and we thought it would all fall apart. People were giving standing ovations :D GRAND!

Life-Support

I'm alive!

It's a miracle!

Last week is over, and my face is clearing up. Haha.

But in sad news, keep "Nikki" in your prayers; she is a woman that goes to our church, and she is on acutal life support, and they are going to take her off tomorrow morning. Hopefully she will be alright. She has been struggling at a chance for life for over 10 years. I believe.

She has some extreme case of rare... uhh something. Either way it's bad, and she's dying as you read this.

Did someone say "SCHLITTERBAHN?"

Yes yes, I went again! That was sunday, but I have to admit that the one in Galveston is SO MUCH BETTER than the acutal one in New Braunfels. Seriously, it might be bigger there, but at least Galveston's rides are FUN.

I almost died on one! JEEBUS!

At first it was fun going down a giant water slide 30 m/ph, but then it started getting faster, and I almost flipped off the edge, and then I turned over, and that's so dangerous, because you land in water, and you don't want to be face down, and then I started freaking out because A. You can't stop, and B. I was flying outta control. Then amazingly I got myself turned around in time to land.. and I sooo landed in the water like a stuffed doll.

To finish it off, I inhaled about a gallon of water.

Yuck.

But my friend Alyssa and I had a nice chat in the pool. We found one. It was good.

Some weirdo kids playing with waterguns and then shot me in the eye...

But other than that, it was good.

Monday, I forced myself to stay home and just.. TAKE IT EASAAAY. Seriously, last week was so crazy. I slept for almost 12 hours on Monday, and it felt goooooood.

I am dying for summer to be here.

WOO SUMMER! [That's "WOO" not "WHOO" Pastel. Got it?]

Gymnastics tonight was bad. I was doing good 2 nights in a row, and then here comes tonight. I sucked baad. Stupid stupid. I mean, I got harped at by my coach for landing on my head!

I had to take some retarded mouse exam today. No worries though, I passed, and I get a certificate that certifies that I know what's what with Microsoft Office 4.0.

Drowning

It seems to be getting worse, and worse.

I think tomorrow is going to be the easiest of all the days of this week. I don't know why in the world everyone seems to be wanting to have EVERYTHING happen on THIS WEEK for HEAVEN sakes, I'm only one human!

I am seriously loosing it. I mean, I don't even know how much sleep I have gotten. I didn't eat much today. GAAH! I'm loosing it.

This is supposed to be the best time of the year. Education is nearing to an end, and people are graduating and moving on, yet, I think this is one of the worse weeks of this year.

One side of my family is upset with me because I am not going to be able to make it to the family reunion, which hasn't happened in YEARS.

They just so happen to plan it on the weekend of State Solo and Ensemble.

OH MAN. I'm going to be at the capital of Texas--Austin, all weekend, and I am leaving at 4 in the morning on Saturday and coming back 9 p.m on Sunday Night.

Free day on Monday, No school.

I think that's when I will sleep.

I hate this. I really do. I guess a majority of it is my fault for getting into all this stuff, but I think that I'm doing a good job just staying alive.

I guess it helps that 2 of my friends and I aren't getting along very well at the moment.

LIFE BLOWS.

I bet the emos are having a better time than I am right now.

By the way Schlitterbahn this weekend at State. Let me just let you know, I am NOT going to enjoy it that well. Maybe.

Soon Enough

My My, I't almost May!

You know what they say, "April showers bring May flowers"

Ok that was so random.

Summer is almost here, and I cannot wait. I can't remember whether I created this blog in June or July... I'm thinking it was July. Either way, it's amazing. The time sure does pass by so fast.

What has been going on?

Well, I have been so ocupada. [I didn't want to say busy, because that is what I ALWAYS say.]

I have had many things to do. And oddly, most of them have been durning the weekends.

SCHLITTERBAHN!

I went to there a week ago, it was the bomb. I'm telling you. I haven't been to Galveston in a LONG time. I kinda forgot what it looks like :P

It was great. Dia tried to drown me numerous times. She kept saying "Sorry!" but I don't think she meant it.

Speaking of drowing, I was going down this one slide, and the guy at the top was having too much fun playing with his walkie talkies, that he didn't tell me how to go down. See I had never been on this particuliar ride, and nobody told me I was supposed to cross my legs and arms, and to hold my nose. WELL. I was going down 60 ft of SCREAMING TORTURE. The water was so fast and furious, that I realized if I had of lifted my head up, it might've gauged my eyes out! I kept coming up for air, but sadly I was in a giant tube. A giant BLUE tube. Everyone kept saying that if you went on that ride, you would get a wedgie. They weren't kidding, ouch!

I just watched "Prom Night. " Not such a good movie. I read some reviews, and they were saying that it was completely predictable. Not lying! It was so cliche in a lot of it's scenes. I don't know if it was just me, but I found completely useless for that guy to kill all those people just to get to one girl, I mean really. And what is more retarded is that he kills then pretty much in the same room.. Or hotel room, whatever, SAME FLOOR.

I just thought it was extremely useless, and anyone who got scared by that... PUH-LEEZ

The only scary thing in that movie is the acting.

Seriously one of the lines from the movie is:

"Michael is making me so darn mad. And on top of that I have killer cramps!"

How lame is that?

If you want to see something scary, I advise Horton Hears A Who; that simple Children's movie has more worth than that.

Que Paso!

Ha, Martin just told me that I am going in for the kill--ahh.

Freetime in BCIS = Free NotDoppler.com

That's right. I am at the school right now, and I decided to make a post. Considering that I haven't made one in a long time.

It was very odd yesterday. I got home at the normal time, and then I went to bed at around 5:45. It was so strange, because I wasn't really tired, but then my eyes started closing. So I decided to take just a LITTLE snooze.

I end up sleeping the whole afternoon, and night waking up at 4:00 a.m. How is this possible I ask? I have no earthly idea, but I have to say, I liked it.

Getting a full night AND an afternoon's worth a sleep. A+

JUST IN: Approximately 34 days left until freedom. Possible early release.

Seriously it's like a prison camp or something in here.
Not to mention only 127 days until the targeted date.


That day my friend will be THE day of personal freedom.

Talk about random. I just went digging around on this school computer, and this is what I found. A frying pan with some sunny-side up eggs in it. Yeaaaah.

We had this showdown today over Spanish words, and I won [Ha, surprise surprise] and I got this jumbo bag of rainbow twizzlers. Too bad I don't like twizzlers. I think I had that bag a grand total of 5 seconds before people came pouring in and attacked me. At first I had 35 pieces, and when all the grimy little hands finally made their way away from my bag, I was left with about 5 or 6.

WOW. They aren't that good, so I don't know what the big hallaballoo was all about.

The Great Diente Mystery

I finally got rid of my earaches! I hope at least. The tooth has been taken care of, and I now have a silver tooth D:

So, for the past, I don't know how long, I have been trying to figure out where my Dentist's origins are.

He has one of the thickest accents ever [Well not so bad I guess, but you can tell he's foreign] and I have been puzzled trying to figure out from where.

Anyone else wouldn't care less about the matter, but knowing me, the matter is a thorn in my side.

I mean really. Who cares where their dentist is from?--Someone who is planning to major in Foreign languages and Linguistics, that's who.

So anyway, I have been putting 2 and 2 together, and this is what I got:

He is light skin.
Brown hair.
THICK ACCENT.
FORIEGN.

Ok, so these aren't the best, but they have something.

His dental assistant has the accent too.

More Facts!

He has an extremely hairy chest.. Gross, and that makes me think of Italy. How do I know about the chest? This guy is right in my face when he is digging for gold in my gum line all the time. How could you NOT see it?

I seriously thought he was from Greece for the longest time. [Not because of the hair of course.]

Then I thought maybe he was from a Spanish speaking country. Remember that Juan Franco thing? Well, this could have been the same case.

His last name is Scherer, so that was cancelled out.

What kind of last name is Scherer? Who knows!

I heard him talking on the phone again, and don't get me wrong, I am not an eavesdropper, I just heard him from my chair, and he talked in a way I definately couldn't understand. I figured it was a European language for sure.

It kinda reminded me about Pastel, and when he talks in Hungarian. Was he Hungarian? Do Hungarians have hairy chests? Lol Hope not ;)

Maybe not Hungary. It is impossible.

It wasn't until today where I got my biggest lead.

"I once worked with a Sri Lankan, and a Filippino."

"Oh really?"

"Yeah, that was when I was living in Qatar."

Now this was the converstion between a dentist assistant, and my dentist. It was so weird because they were digging in my mouth talking about their past jobs.

It was the dental assistant who said this.. and then she said,

"I also worked with a lady from Romania," and then he got really intrested. "Really?" He said.

"Yeah! But she was so quiet. I thought to myself, 'she is nothing like the guy I know from back home!'"

So, he is from Romania.

Case Closed.

I think I want to go get me a cup of coffee.

Hmm.

Well, I think that November has been abandoned. Well, I guess not as much as October..

Tomorrow is the last game. William is so sad. Me too. Who is going to be my dance partner??

I haven't made a post just about all this week. Hmm.. I went to Gymnastics Tuesday... and It was great. I got lazy at the end. I started doing step-outs.

So what happened this week?

Nothing really. My kitten was killed by pitbulls on Saturday. Hmm.. went to church [accompanied by Rudy and Simon.] School caught on fire tonight.. [talk more on this later.]

Oh yeah!

I kept waking up at weirdo times, and I don't know why. Also.. my tooth has been starting back up with it's pain. :( I was doing so good without it too. I have even had time to clean and watch tv! I never do that. I am always on the go, or it's too late to do it.

Fiesta!

My yesterday was full.

I hate this, I took too long to post this, so now I have to write two days in one post.

Well today was a wonderful day because Pastel was in it. [hehe]

Did you know that I had 4 pairs of legs? You know what that means lol.

I went to church today, like I do every Sunday.

Right now, I am sleepy, and I am trying to squeeze in a post before I go to bed. Saturday was very very fun.

I had a bunch of friends over: First: Dia came over at 7 in the morning so we could go to the Parade together, and then we left at about 8:10 or so. Later, My sister and Zach came over after the Parade, along with Dia, and we stayed at my house for a while. It was a very interesting day. Just as Pastel.

Later, Zach and I went to another party, where we left early. I was tired, and I wanted to go to sleep.

It was fun, I was jsut too stupid to keep any of the pictures I took. I deleted them all. I actually found my camera this past week. I was so happy lol. I lost it for a long time.

Last Thursday I purchased my new phone. They said it should be here in about 3-5 business days, which is about a week. I am excited.

This week shouldn't be as hectic as last week, and so on. I think that it will be easier since I get one day off. YES. It is fair week, and the weather is changing. I can't wait for some ice on the streets.

(Maybe not snow since it NEVER snows down here)

Ok, so I am tired, and I still have plenty of things to do before I go to bed. I will just have to try to remember to post tomorrow.

Opid

That is Dia and I's word we made up a year ago.

Man, I was exhausted at the end of today. It was so hot, and I had to stay at school until 6.

I came home for about 20 mins, and then I left for church, and I just got home about 30 mins ago. I think Wednesdays are the worst days of the week for me, next to that are Tuesdays.

I can never get anything done of those days.

I went to church, and what do you know, Zach was there!

I was just like.. "Hey what are you doing here?" haha.

Right now, I have this bruise on my leg, that was hurting today. It also--well I am not going to say anything else, but let's just say it is nasty.

I haven't had any tooth pain in the past 24 hours! I guess that has something to do with those strong pain killers I took. Hmm..

This week is almost over. They always happen so fast now. Last week went by in a snap, and this one is going to do that as well.
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Once Wednesday is here, the week is gone.