Showing posts with label Myths. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Myths. Show all posts

Friday, November 30, 2007

The Great Diente Mystery

I finally got rid of my earaches! I hope at least. The tooth has been taken care of, and I now have a silver tooth D:

So, for the past, I don't know how long, I have been trying to figure out where my Dentist's origins are.

He has one of the thickest accents ever [Well not so bad I guess, but you can tell he's foreign] and I have been puzzled trying to figure out from where.

Anyone else wouldn't care less about the matter, but knowing me, the matter is a thorn in my side.

I mean really. Who cares where their dentist is from?--Someone who is planning to major in Foreign languages and Linguistics, that's who.

So anyway, I have been putting 2 and 2 together, and this is what I got:

He is light skin.
Brown hair.
THICK ACCENT.
FORIEGN.

Ok, so these aren't the best, but they have something.

His dental assistant has the accent too.

More Facts!

He has an extremely hairy chest.. Gross, and that makes me think of Italy. How do I know about the chest? This guy is right in my face when he is digging for gold in my gum line all the time. How could you NOT see it?

I seriously thought he was from Greece for the longest time. [Not because of the hair of course.]

Then I thought maybe he was from a Spanish speaking country. Remember that Juan Franco thing? Well, this could have been the same case.

His last name is Scherer, so that was cancelled out.

What kind of last name is Scherer? Who knows!

I heard him talking on the phone again, and don't get me wrong, I am not an eavesdropper, I just heard him from my chair, and he talked in a way I definately couldn't understand. I figured it was a European language for sure.

It kinda reminded me about Pastel, and when he talks in Hungarian. Was he Hungarian? Do Hungarians have hairy chests? Lol Hope not ;)

Maybe not Hungary. It is impossible.

It wasn't until today where I got my biggest lead.

"I once worked with a Sri Lankan, and a Filippino."

"Oh really?"

"Yeah, that was when I was living in Qatar."

Now this was the converstion between a dentist assistant, and my dentist. It was so weird because they were digging in my mouth talking about their past jobs.

It was the dental assistant who said this.. and then she said,

"I also worked with a lady from Romania," and then he got really intrested. "Really?" He said.

"Yeah! But she was so quiet. I thought to myself, 'she is nothing like the guy I know from back home!'"

So, he is from Romania.

Case Closed.

I think I want to go get me a cup of coffee.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

I'm scared

I was watching the news, it was an accident, I square, and then there was this story that came on about a cat that could predict someone's death. The cat lived at a Nursing home, and he was adopted as a kitten by the nurses. Everyone believes that he can predict the deaths. When someone is about to die, he can tell because he goes and curls up beside them, as if to say his good-byes. Isn't that something? And then an hour or two later, that person dies. They seem to think this is no coincidence because it has happened 25 times. That's one mythical cat.

You know what.. I think coincidence is a hard word to spell. I mean, it's easy yes, but I don't really think about how to spell it. I tend to spell it wrong. I thought it was spelled like this 'coincedence.' That looked wrong, so I went and looked it up. I was off by one letter.

Oh man. Did you know that that Contortion and Gymnastics is the best thing since sliced bread? It's true. In my opinion at least.

I was looking at contortion videos today, and then tonight too. I decided to try some just for fun, and I am way more flexible than I thought I was! I can almost put my foot past my head, backwards. I will have to take pictures. Not tomorrow, because I will be busy. Ok, maybe tomorrow. I was so shocked! It felt so weird, and now my muscles are tingling! I can't believe I didn't break anything! This is amazing.

You should see some of the videos I watched. They will blow your mind!

GAH. The forecast shows Thunderstorms for the next week or so. I'm scared.

I'm leaving tomorrow morning at around 9 a.m. I am going to be gone pretty much all day. I don't even know if I will have time to make it home before gymnastics. I might have to go straight over there from Sweeny. (The town I'll be in all day.)

Some friends want to go to the movies. Sorry guys! I'll be open Saturday though!